What are the chances?

A photo posted by Glen Turpin (@gturpin) on Sep 8, 2015 at 8:40pm PDT

Good news, everyone! Serena22_ill_make_you_rich, Darlene23_ill_make_you_rich and Michelle22_ill_make_you_rich all liked my latest Instagram post on the same day—and they’ll all make me rich! And Verna21_ill_make_you_rich and Michelle22_ill_make_you_rich liked the one before that and Serena22_ill_make_you_rich liked the one before that… and they’re all making $200–300 a day working only one hour a day! I’m sure I’ll be rich in no time if I follow their proven method.

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